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vineweaver:

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

bombing:

just doing some nightly reading

urtube:

Do parents not understand the concept of closing a door after leaving your room 

toudoo:

there is always that one character in every high school set anime that lives alone and no one knows why

gayuranus:

emotes that sound like what they mean

  • uwu
  • ono
  • vuv
  • ouo
  • owo

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD